英文笑话大全

Guest: Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?Jonny: Because you are using his plate.客人：为什么你的狗坐在那里看着我吃东西啊？Jonny：因为你正在用他的盘子。...

"We have a skunk（臭鼬） in the basement," shrieked（尖叫） the caller to the police dispatcher（调度员）. "How can we get it out?""Take s...

Boy: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"Girl: "It's in the phone book."Boy: "But I don't know your na...

Stopping in an unfamiliar barber shop for a shave, a young playboy took a fancy to the manicure（修指甲） gril and suggested dinner and a show that evening...

The great novelist had gone mad, but now there seemed to be some hope for his recovery. For six months, he had been sitting at his typewriter pounding...

"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."He surveyed her from head ...

A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat: "Not bad, I am next...

Wife: Do you have a good memory for faces?Husband: Yes——why?Wife: I just broke your shaving mirror.妻子：你对面孔是不是很善于记忆呢？丈夫：是的——为什么...

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn’t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, Great, ...

Pig or Witch 猪还是女巫A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans o...