双语笑话:一睡醒，你就被炒鱿鱼了

As soon as you wake up, you're fired

Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. As long as you're asleep, it read, you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired.