双语笑话: 你跑到哪儿去了?

　 Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things. One day, he went out with his little son. He was so happy that he put the son ride his neck.

After a time, he suddenly thought of his son, he asked people: "Have you seen my child?"

One of his villagers laughed and said: "Don't you know he is on your neck?"

Hearing this, the man took down his son from his neck, he was so angry that he hit the son on the face, then shouted: "I have told you not to go here and there. Where did you go just now?"