英文笑话大全

A youngster asks a girl who comes to the date:" Is this your date with the young man for the first time? ""Too bloody right. Gee, how a...

One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the...

A senile（高龄的） actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired, "How old are you?" The actress said: "Twenty-two." So the doctor ...

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window an...

One day a young businessman asked his girl friend,"Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?""Of course, I will." the girl said fi...

On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket."sorry," he said to the pickpocket（扒手） , "you are too late. ...

Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole.丈夫：你给我把扣子缝好了吗，亲...

A woman got a dent（凹痕） in her car and took it in to the repair shop.The repairman decided to have a wee bit（一点，少许） of fun. So he told her all she had ...

A daughter came home and asked, "Daddy, can you write in the dark?"Her father said, "I think so; what do you want me to write?"&qu...

Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.Father: What's that got to do with it?Jack: I forgot to wash the ...