英文笑话大全

An American stepped into a gun shop,"Give me the most powerful pistol." "How many bullets do you need?" The American walked to a t...

Bring me the winner 给我那个打赢的吧 Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.服务员，这个龙虾只有一只爪。I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。Wel...

Egg Donor 鸡蛋捐赠人 One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A li...

Dead turtle 死去的乌龟 "Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his han...

Be Careful for What You Wish for 许愿也要小心 A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.一...

They are directly from America 它们是从美国直接带来的 Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she we...

Running a red light 闯红灯Two guys were riding down the street in a car. They come to a red light. The driver runs the red light. The passenger cries out...

The amazing golf ball 神奇的高尔夫球 A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "...

Disappearing Act 失踪 When a woman reported her husband missing, the officer in charge looked at the photograph she handed him, then asked if she wished...

Does dog know the proverb? 狗也知道这个谚语吗？ A little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. 一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。　 "It's all right," said a...