英文笑话大全

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After...

The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- ...

Part-time JobWhen my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles. "How wa...

A physics ExaminationOnce in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard. The questi...

The New TeacherGeorge comes from school on the first of September."George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother."I didn...

"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?""A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl....

Contented Married Life令人满意的婚姻生活A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, "My wife makes all the small decisi...

I'm Trying to Stop It"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" 孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？”"No, sir, but you...

A Nail Or A Fly?钉子还是苍蝇？An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there ...

Difference区 别"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering cou...