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"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me.""That's terrible!" said the fri...

Waste or Save? Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning.Don't you know you　are wasting time? Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you...

A Present Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice teapot. Mom: But I've got a ...

　 A Useful Way　Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?　Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad. 　Father: What's that got to do with it? 　Jack: I...

Where Am I? An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his ...

Never Mind 　 A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the br...

I knew I could count on you!Smith goes to see his boss in the front office. "Boss," he says: "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning...

It's His Fault 　 Billy and Bobby were brothers, and they often had fights with each other.Last Saturday their mother said to them, "I'm g...

Who is Stupid? A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupi...

Lost Purse 　 A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... Th...