英文笑话大全

Half or Five Tenths? Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I’d much rather have the half. Teacher: Think ...

All I do is pay "My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law ...

Isn’t it wonderful? "What are you so happy about?"a woman asked the 98-year-old man. "I broke a mirror," he replied. "B...

Mixed Doubles Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys? Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night. Teacher: P...

Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capita...

I Got an A in Maths Thomas is showing his report card to his father, who looks delighted. Father calls to his wife, "Hey, Marion, come and look a...

A Jealous Wife There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn’t find hairs on his jackets she yelled ...

When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss ...

fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies....

Two Americans laid a wreath (花圈）on a comrade's grave and saw, nearby, a Japanese laying rice on the grave of a countryman. One American asked, &qu...