英文笑话大全

Patient: I'm so frightened, this is my first operation. Surgeon: I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too....

Excited Remarks Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied ...

Comparison Geoffrey says to his father （who is looking at his son’s report card）. "So I don’t get the highest marks in the class, do ...

Conduct and Courtesy Father: The school report gives you a D for conduct and an A for courtesy. How did you manage that? Cuthbert: Whenever I punch so...

I Hope So Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college? Father: I hope so -- he certainly can’t make a living by kissi...

Thank Goodness! Father: What did you say? Emma: I said yes -- then she said, "Thank goodness!" 谢天谢地! 埃玛：老师问我是不是家里的独生女儿？ 父亲：你怎么说的？ 埃玛：我说是的 －然...

Sharing the Apples Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. "Share them with your sister," she said. So Harry ga...

Compliment "Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, " I’ve just had a call from Mrs. Harrison abo...

Englishman Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. T...

The Climate of New Zealand Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand? Matthew: Very Cold, sir. Teacher: Wrong. Matthew: But, sir! When they...