英文笑话大全

Do You Know My Work？　One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes． 　 Two men stood outside and ...

Stupid QuestionDan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, &q...

One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, "Mommy, what's puberty?" My wife was rushed at the mome...

The SwimmerThe teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast.Johnny laughed."Do you doubt that a good s...

Send the Bill to My FatherDoctor： ″I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary.″Patient： ″then send the bill to my father，...

I Need Your FootballGeorge knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, can Albert come out to play?...

Bet I want you to help me stop my son gambling. ” an anxious father said to his boy's principal. I don't know where he gets it from, bu...

They're BusyOne day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. May I speak to your parents? ” They're busy. ” Oh. Is anybody else...

Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you know?"The first inmate ...

Excuse for Speeding Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over. ‘Why on earth were you driving so fast?’ t...