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I Didn't Notice It Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain t...

Two Pounds of Plums Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half. Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, mad...

Ah, Kids Like a good father, I took my 4-year old daughter to a so-called "rug concert" at her music school one Saturday morning, called tha...

Goldfish Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doi...

Actual Age The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. "Johnny," she said, "...

I Wasn't Listening Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. "What are you reading, dear?" "I don't know." ...

Synonym=Bad LanguageOne day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym?" "What? You even don't know what a syno...

drink like a fishA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss. All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old g...

Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the ...

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you eve...