英文笑话大全

I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan....

Boxing and Running Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to...

True Or False?One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, "Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?" "Of course, I will." ...

Is He Somebody?Tom: My uncle has 500 men under him.Jack: He must be very important.Tom: Not really---he is a maintenance man in a cemetery....

Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny forChristmas.Pa: Why not?Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew wh...

An Essential CorrectionTeacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you hadfor　 breakfast this morning. Walter: 　What was it?Teac...

A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire.""And what was he before you married him?" asked the fr...

That's what I want to find out 　 -- We have got a new dog, would you like to come around and play with him? -- Well, I don't know. Does he bit...

I cannot see it at allAfter supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to ...

One or Two?Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two....