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A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie,"...

I think that I'm a chickenPsychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?P...

I don't even know that woman A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman siting on a bench, passionately kissing."Why don'...

Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages? Betty: Because they had so many knights....

Why Is He HowlingDentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!...

Good Points and Bad Points 优缺点"This house," said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'...

Good News And Bad News"There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client. "I could sure use some good news,"...

Very stupid robbersTwo robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"The second one said, "But we're o...

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $2...

Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied. "Well, then, that m...