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We Close at Nine"Waitress," shouted the impatient diner, "do I have to sit here and starve all night?" "no, sir, we close at ...

Two AttorneysTwo attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. T...

Fat Man and Thin Man　A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby."From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been ...

As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?""Well, it'...

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who du...

Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married.Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind?Little boy: Grandma.Father: Wait a minute, you did not thi...

Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job. "Why did the foreman fire you?" the friend asked in surprise. "Oh," Pete...

A preacher is buying a parrot."Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher."Oh absolutely. It's a relig...

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marri...

Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marr...