英文笑话大全

Early Shopper采购过早It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he aske...

A Smugglar走私犯The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry. When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised...

One Side of the Case一面之辞A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand. 一位法官问我们这群修补陪审员是否有人应...

FUTURE 未来A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 女人直到找到丈夫前都在担心未来；男人直到找到妻...

Johnny was looking at an old family Bible when something fell out. 约尼正在看一本家族圣经，突然有什么东西从书中掉了出来。He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was a leaf ...

Patient: Doctor, please tell me the truth. What are my chances of recovery?病人：大夫，请告诉我实话。我恢复的机会有多大？Doctor: Just one hundred percent! Statistics show th...

A young man saw Edison, said : I wanna(=want to ) develop a sort of all-purpose dissolvent, by which can dissolve（溶解） all materials.” Edison ask...

A stewardess （空中小姐） wore a sparkling gold necklace , a plane model as a drop, looking unique and professional. Detecting that somebody around was look...

The wife says to the neighbor:" My husband has not returned all the night; I do not know where he went . It really gives me a hangup（难以摆脱的烦恼，焦虑）!...

A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl...