英语笑话大全

CHILD: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?CHILD: Your name on this report card....

TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook....

A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before br...

TEACHER: “George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't ...

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.If your sister hits you, do...

The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food f...

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I“.ELLEN: I is...TEACHER: No, Ellen... Always say, “I am“.ELLEN: All right... “I am the ninth letter...

TEACHER: How do you spell "crocodile?"STUDENT: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-LTEACHER: No, that's wrong.STUDENT: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked m...

TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!...

"Sally, can you spell 'water' for me?" the teacher asked."H I J K L M N O," answered Sally promptly.Her teacher look puzzl...