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Gas Problem
2023-12-05A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much because they ne...
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One-Liners Of Women
2023-12-05Why did God give men penises? So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. How is a woman like a laxative? They both irritate the shit out of...
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Canadian Lesbians
2023-12-05Q: What do you call a lesbian from Canada? A: A Klondyke!...
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Who Was More Drunk?
2023-12-05Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and com...
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Freezing
2023-12-05Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, He...
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A beautiful fairy tale
2023-12-05Once upon a time a beautiful independent self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess "I was once a handso...
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Baked Beans On Your Birthday
2023-12-05Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very embarras...
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I Am Glad I Am A Woman
2023-12-05I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam I don't brag to my buddies about my erectio...
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A Good date
2023-12-05These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on dates and all came home at about the same time. The first one said, "You...
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Honeymoon
2023-12-05The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary. The old woman said, "We will go to all the same plac...