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A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much because they ne...

Why did God give men penises? So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. How is a woman like a laxative? They both irritate the shit out of...

Q: What do you call a lesbian from Canada? A: A Klondyke!...

Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and com...

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, He...

Once upon a time a beautiful independent self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess "I was once a handso...

Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very embarras...

I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam I don't brag to my buddies about my erectio...

These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on dates and all came home at about the same time. The first one said, "You...

The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary. The old woman said, "We will go to all the same plac...