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When my four-year-old son opened his birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nea...

When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She sai...

Miss Simmons agreed to be interviewed by Alec for the school magazine."How old are you Miss Simmons?" asked Alec."I'm not going to ...

The little girl asked her mother if she could go outside and play with the boys.“No,“ her mother replied, “the boys are much too rough for you to play...

The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter while the store clerk waited on all of the adult customers. Finally he got around to the ...

When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her 4 year ...

Our seven-year-old daughter was thrilled when we took her to Disney World for the first time and headed straight for Space Mountain. I worried that th...

My wife and I are teachers, and our jobs often spill over into our family life. One morning, as our eight year old Maggie was getting ready for school...

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a ...

One day a little girl went up to her mother and asked, "Mom, where did I come from?"Her mother stammered a bit, but finally regained her com...