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A blonde and a brunette are walking past a flower shop. The brunette sees her boyfriend inside and says: "Oh no, my boyfriend is inside buying me...

A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they'...

A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at ''Lovers' Cove'' where they were making out. The guy thought that thing...

The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an apparent heart attack the gentleman had. When the squad got there is was too late ...

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. One day she picked up the urn he was in and poured him out on the ...

The doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast. As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled to his wife, "You aren...

A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads:Dear Wife (that's what he called her):I am 54 and by the time ...

Men & Women At An ATM HIM: Pull up to ATM Insert card Enter PIN number and account Take cash, card and receipt Go! HER:Pull up to ATM Check makeup...

10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS Everyone around you has an attitude problem. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet The dryer has shr...

10. Cats' facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds 7. Fat clothes ...