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Should children witness child birth? Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked K...

I took my 4 year old son, Jacob, out to McDonald's for dinner one evening for a “guy night“.As we were eating our hamburgers, Jacob asked “Daddy, ...

The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly pierced ears.“Does the hole go all the way through?““Yes.““Did i...

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her mom explained i...

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "...

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young man and woman who were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad, ...

One weekend my friend Sally, a nurse, was looking after her six-year-old nephew when he fell off a playground slide and hit his head. Worried that he ...

A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her son and quickly dismounts, worri...

My wife was away all weekend at a business conference.During a break, she decided to call home collect. Our six-year-old son picked up the phone and h...

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?Kids don't eat broccoli....