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  • Police dog

    2023-12-05

    It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I sa...

  • Shopping with kids

    2023-12-05

    My three-year-old daughter and I went shopping with my mother. She is a rather large woman, Mom sometimes has a tough time finding just the right fit....

  • Kid laws

    2023-12-05

    A child's behavior will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent.Two is equal to two, except when referring to time. Two ...

  • Making of babies

    2023-12-05

    A Mom finished telling her little girl all about the making of babies.The daughter was silent for a while taking it all in."You understand it now...

  • Baby brother/sister

    2023-12-05

    For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.One day the mother a...

  • Marine garb

    2023-12-05

    My husband's cousin married a former Marine who now works for United Parcel Service. They bought their four-year-old son two stuffed bears... one ...

  • The boss

    2023-12-05

    Kyle and Justin were about to eat with the baby-sitter when 6 year old, kyle said, "You can't sit in Daddy's seat""Daddy's ...

  • I can't find it

    2023-12-05

    Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately need...

  • Pregnant fireman

    2023-12-05

    "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The...

  • Wrong feet

    2023-12-05

    As a three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left one was on the right foot.She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wron...

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