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Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke (that's the only place they could smoke at the nursing home) when it started to rain...

If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once.You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 mi...

There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that h...

THE LAST 10 THINGS A MAN WOULD EVER SAY 10- I think Barry Manilow is one cool mother-fucker! 9- While I'm up, can I get you a beer? 8- I'm abs...

An old lady at a nursing home walks up to one of the male patients, lifts her skirt, points and says..."Super Pussy", puts her skirt down an...

What do Santa's female reindeer do on Christmas Eve while the male reindeer pull his sleigh? Oh, not much... They just head into town to blow a fe...

One day a little boy walked in on his parents doing it and asked what they were doing. The parents' reply was that they were making fish sticks. S...

Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives. The one guy says “I'm a YUPPIE... you know, Young Urban Professional.“ The se...

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning? Because they don't have balls to scratch....

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt...