英语笑话大全

A woman asked her doctor for birth control pills. "Ma'am, how old are you?" "I'm 75." "What possible need do you have...

Why are men so happy? Because ignorance is bliss....

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you....

The girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.“ “What is it, child?“ “Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. ...

A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman s...

How do you give a woman more freedom? Make the kitchen larger....

After weeks of getting the cold shoulder from his wife, an unhappy husband finally confronted her. "Admit it, Linda," he said, "The onl...

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, young man ente...

Watch What You Ask ForCinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watch...

Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain and large-print editions of V...