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Martian Lovin'
2023-12-05The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about al...
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Things a perfect woman would say
2023-12-05I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! Oh come on, what...
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Pussy or Bitch
2023-12-05After playing on the playground at school, Tommy came home with some new words in his vocabulary. Puzzled at what they meant, he went to his mother. &...
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3 best things about being a woman
2023-12-05The best three things for being a women are: You can bleed without cutting yourself. You can bury a bone without digging a hole. You can m...
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Smartest thing out of a woman's mouth
2023-12-05What was the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth? Einstein's dick...
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Crusty Underwear
2023-12-05What do you call the white crusty stuff on women's underwear? Klitty litter....
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Physical Exam
2023-12-05A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. He imme...
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50 Revised Rules for Women
2023-12-05These rules will hopefully help women understand men: SportsCenter starts at 10:00 pm and runs an hour. This is a great time to pay bills, put laundry...
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Gypsy Lovin'
2023-12-05A woman goes to the doctors, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my clothes off to show you." The doct...
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Not You're Normal Family
2023-12-05A mother heard a hum coming from her daughter's bedroom. She opened the door to find her daughter lying naked on her bed, enjoying a vibrator. &qu...