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  • Martian Lovin'

    2023-12-05

    The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about al...

  • I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! Oh come on, what...

  • Pussy or Bitch

    2023-12-05

    After playing on the playground at school, Tommy came home with some new words in his vocabulary. Puzzled at what they meant, he went to his mother. &...

  • The best three things for being a women are: You can bleed without cutting yourself. You can bury a bone without digging a hole. You can m...

  • What was the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth? Einstein's dick...

  • Crusty Underwear

    2023-12-05

    What do you call the white crusty stuff on women's underwear? Klitty litter....

  • Physical Exam

    2023-12-05

    A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. He imme...

  • These rules will hopefully help women understand men: SportsCenter starts at 10:00 pm and runs an hour. This is a great time to pay bills, put laundry...

  • Gypsy Lovin'

    2023-12-05

    A woman goes to the doctors, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my clothes off to show you." The doct...

  • A mother heard a hum coming from her daughter's bedroom. She opened the door to find her daughter lying naked on her bed, enjoying a vibrator. &qu...

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