英语笑话大全

Mr. Smith went to the Doctor's office to collect his wife's test results. The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been ...

What's the difference between female at the ages of 8, 18, 28, 38, 48 and 58? 08 - You take her to bed and tell her a story. 18 - You tell her a s...

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have something wrong with h...

OK, so there are 3 guys, and they are walking down the beach, when they find an old barnacle-encrusted bottle laying on the shore. One of the guys, sa...

One day, this lady is golfing, and she hits her ball in the woods. she goes to look for it, and intead finds a frog in a trap. Hey, it says. Let me go...

One Saturday evening the door bell rang. Bubba answered the door, where he was greeted by a young man with bad case of acne. The boy smiled, and said,...

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs....

A man was watching the football game one Sunday morning, when his wife walked into the living room and said, "Honey, the refrigerator doesn't...

One day a little boy went up to his father to get some help on his vocabulary homework. He had a hard time figuring out what theoritically and realist...

A woman went to her plastic surgeon to discuss her frown lines. The surgeon brought out a dial. "If you see any wrinkles, just twist this dial an...