英语笑话大全

Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one...

Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?Reggie: That's what I wa...

Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat. Now Mrs.Taylor was expecting another child.Pat had seen babies in other people's houses an...

One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or he...

When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine（男性的） .Years later...

A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter. My dear, said the old lady, I wish you would do something for me. I wish you would p...

Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was figh...

Teacher: Which is farther away---Australia or the moon?Bobby: Australia.Teacher: Why do you say that?Bobby:We can see the moon, but we can't see A...

The teacher is asking an arithmetic question: "Jack, if you found three dollars in your right pocket and two dollars in your left pocket, what wo...

Jacky: I found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of school.Tommy: I think it's mine. I dropped 50 cents there today and couldn't find it.Jacky...