英语笑话大全

Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?Johnny: Well, I sup...

Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?Tommy: Ha...

Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do...

Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound.Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it...

The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast.Johnny laughed."Do you doubt that a good swimmer coul...

Will and Bill were quarrelling（争吵） about whose father was the stronger. Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean? My father's the one who...

George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, "Can Albert come out to play? ""N...

A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad（少年，小伙子） . What are you holding onto you...

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else...

One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, "Mommy, what's puberty?" My wife was rushed at the mome...