英语笑话大全

A woman gets home, schreeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack you...

A man and a woman were waiting in line at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here ...

A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, "Mother of Six," ...

How to use an ATM machine MALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Wind down your car window 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN 4. Enter ...

A guy and a gal meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt ...

A husband is driving his car, with his wife sitting next to him. Suddenly, the police siren is heard, and he is requested to stop. The policman comes ...

A woman is driving her car when she is pulled over by a a cop. He says to her: "Ma'am, may i see your licence please? you were speeding"...

A woman is approaching a very small Bistro. She calls the barkeeper and, when he is standing in front of her, she asks him in a very seductive way to ...

A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt: short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials. A classified ad whi...

Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man. "This young man agreed to marry my daughter," said one. "No...