英语笑话大全

Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages?Betty: Because they had so many knights.老师：为什么有时我们称中世纪为黑暗时代呢？贝蒂：因为那时有许多骑士。...

Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?A lot of little holes tied together with strings, replied the little girl.你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？ 老师发问道。把许多小孔用绳子栓在...

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?Student: I cannot point out but I know the ans...

Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?Tom: I don't know,...

Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?""Nothing, Mum," answered the son proundly, "inst...

Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth?It's round, answered Gerald.How do you know it's round? continued the teacher.All ri...

Returning from a golf outing（远足，短途旅行） , my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. Daddy, who won the golf game? You or U...

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger.Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug...

Creighton was going along a West End square when he saw a little fellow trying to reach the knocker of a large house.Can't you reach up so high? q...

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.Here is the situation, she said. A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a rive...