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Women's Bumper-Stickers ----------------------- SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. GOD MADE US SISTERS; PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. IF THEY DON...

A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband came back from fishing ...

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your h...

Top Ten Things Not To Say To A Pregnant Wife: 17. "I finished the Oreo's." 16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the ki...

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined t...

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her s...

Not long after their wedding, Scott and Tracy awoke early one morning. The couple had been up for quite a while before they met up in the kitchen. Mar...

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive...

A couple married thirty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a...

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, ...