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God's Child 上帝的小孩
2023-12-05A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father is. What should I say?" The mother said, "Just...
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Give Me a Dollar 给我一块钱
2023-12-05Son: Dad, give me a dime.Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?Son: I guess you're right, Da...
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The Things Kids Say 童言无忌
2023-12-05One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a...
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Hospitality 热情好客
2023-12-05The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a m...
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I Have His Ear in My Pocket
2023-12-05Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?""A kid bit me," replied Ivan."Would you recognize him...
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He Won
2023-12-05Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?Johnny: We played ...
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Great Event 重大事件
2023-12-05Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?Little Willy...
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My half was at the bottom of the bottle
2023-12-05Jimmy and Tommy went off on their bikes for a picnic in the woods.They had one bottle of lemonade between then. Jimmy went to explore while Tommy unpa...
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The smart little boy 聪明的小男孩
2023-12-05Stranger: “What's your name, little boy?“Little boy: “I don't konw.“Stranger: “How does your mother call you when the cakes are done?“Boy: “Sh...
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Who helps who 谁帮谁
2023-12-05Jimmy: Hey, Amy, aren't you coming out to play?Amy: No, I have to stay in and help my father with my homework.基米：嘿，艾米，你不出来玩吗？艾米：不了，我必须留在家里，帮我爸爸做我的...