英语笑话大全

Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?"Victor: "I want that one of the greatest."Mom: "Victor, you should be polite, to have...

Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals（长声尖叫） of delight, accompanied by excited...

Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said.So Harry gave the small one to his little s...

A teacher said to her class:Who was the first man?George Washington, a little boy shouted promptly.How do you make out that George Washington was the ...

“Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?““No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out t...

"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?""A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.你能告诉我鱼网是什...

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.The question was: When it thunde...

I was making rolls and, needing a warm place for the dough to rise, put the bowl in a heating pad. Then I left the house on an errand（使命，差事） . When I ...

One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addre...

One day, the teacher inquired of Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied.The teacher got angry and said: "What a fo...