英语笑话大全

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup（番茄酱） to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter ...

Son: "Dad, are you available on Friday afternoon?"Dad: "What ah?"Son: "The school want parents to have a mini-parents forum!&...

My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom."What kin...

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?Johnny: We played w...

After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watchi...

"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying.""Oh, nothing, Mum," r...

Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those wo...

It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. "Hey Willis!!" the farmer y...

One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition - if I Am a Manager.All the students began to write except a boy. The teach...

It is June. The sun is in the sky, it is immense hot.Josie is bored with school. She prefers to be at the beach with the tide.She cannot sit in her se...