英语笑话大全

Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was."The boy is only two years old,&q...

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly."Why are you crying?" Bob asked."I ca...

3-year-old Reese:"Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A little boy was overheard praying:"Lo...

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day."My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked th...

To help our five-year-old son overcome his fear of the dark, his father and I always have to reassure him at bedtime that God was watching over him.On...

To make the rush hour easier, our small grocery store has a rule for children returning soft-drink bottles:NO BOTTLES ACCEPTED AFTER FIVE O'CLOCKO...

After watching the movie Cinderella, my five-year-old daughter started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was fairy godmother. “Make t...

One day, up in the frozen north a polar bear and his son were out for a stroll. Daddy bear sat on a lump of ice to admire the view and sent his son of...

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room---the first surgeries of the day.The first kid le...

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy,"Where d...