英语笑话大全

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though...

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother d...

Q: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.A: Flirtation m...

Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing.It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His f...

It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.At one house a small boy answered the door. "Tell me, young ...

Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!""Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough...

A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence 'The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, i...

Mary was an English girl, but she lived in Rome. She was six years old.Last year her mother said to her, "You're six years old now, Mary, and...

It's a right. John is looking at the sky.Tom is John's younger brother. He asks John "What are you doing?"John says, "I'm c...

Mother asks her son, "Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candies do you have?""Ten." Jim says."The...