英语笑话大全

Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the other, "I've never come this way before."Other nun says, "Ne...

A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so for public safety, he was committed.He was put in a room with another cr...

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps...

The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour he is told that he can enjoy any of ...

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She is chatting to St.Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screa...

10. The church bus has gun racks.9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.8. The Bible they use is the "D...

This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight and she looked over in the corner and saw one of those weig...

Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After rewieving his records Saint Pete decided to let him in. &quo...

At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow of silence. This vow could only be broken once a year on Christmas, by one mon...

The teacher of the third-grade Sunday School class was planning to take her charges on a "field trip" to the ongoing church service, so they...