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Lottery Ticket
2023-12-05A guy comes home after losing a lot of money, playing golf. A few minutes later his wife comes home from work with a new fur coat. Her husband says &q...
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Innocent Knitting
2023-12-05A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was...
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Ringing Bells
2023-12-05A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put o...
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First Fight
2023-12-05Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!" "Ca...
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Brave Cat
2023-12-05The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked. ...
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John Smith
2023-12-05This woman dies, and when she gets to heaven she asks Saint Peter, “Would it be possible for me to get together with my dear departed husband? He died...
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3 Requirements
2023-12-05There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who 1) would trea...
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Enlarging The Breast
2023-12-05A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the...
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Letters On Chest
2023-12-05A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest. "How did you get ...
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Poof!
2023-12-05An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that...