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  • Lottery Ticket

    2023-12-05

    A guy comes home after losing a lot of money, playing golf. A few minutes later his wife comes home from work with a new fur coat. Her husband says &q...

  • Innocent Knitting

    2023-12-05

    A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was...

  • Ringing Bells

    2023-12-05

    A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put o...

  • First Fight

    2023-12-05

    Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!" "Ca...

  • Brave Cat

    2023-12-05

    The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked. ...

  • John Smith

    2023-12-05

    This woman dies, and when she gets to heaven she asks Saint Peter, “Would it be possible for me to get together with my dear departed husband? He died...

  • 3 Requirements

    2023-12-05

    There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who 1) would trea...

  • A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the...

  • Letters On Chest

    2023-12-05

    A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest. "How did you get ...

  • Poof!

    2023-12-05

    An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that...

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