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The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper. The...

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confes...

Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders. "I want a baby more than anything in the worl...

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. "If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?...

One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned." He asked how. She said &...

One day a man went on a buissness trip to Florida. He had saw this hooker and he asked "How much for a hand job?" The hooker replied "1...

Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a...

A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, “I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe.“ The clerk says it will be $100, and...

Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tell...

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make ...