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Religious One-Liners
2023-12-05Bumper Sticker:If all else failsread the instructions(The Bible)Bumper Sticker:Prepare for your FINALSRead the BibleClara: My pastor is so good he can...
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Encountering a bear
2023-12-05A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. "Oh Lord," prayed the missionary, "G...
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Worries about a risk
2023-12-05There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air.The only way to reach the monastery was to be sus...
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Animals go to Heaven
2023-12-05A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them 'How do you like it so far?' The mouse...
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What is God's name?
2023-12-05A Christian man had just died and was on his way to heaven. When he got to the gates of heaven he met an angel. The angel asked him what God's nam...
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History of a property
2023-12-05One of the best examples of how ridiculous government paperwork can be is illustrated by a recent case in Louisiana. A company president was trying to...
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Seeing a child in need
2023-12-05One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother's broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark.He left ...
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Taxi driver in Heaven
2023-12-05A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me', said St. Peter to...
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Learning information
2023-12-05Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, 'Mike, you wait here, I'm going to run in for confession, i...
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Microsoft gets church
2023-12-05MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchBy Hank VorjesVATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this morning, MICROS...