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Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents...

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. Af...

woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she ...

A woman goes to see a psychiatrist. Doctor,” she says, my husband just doesn’t satisfy me sexually anymore.” Hmm,” replies the...

This lady goes into a tattoo parlor and asks the guy to put a tattoo of a turkey on her upper right thigh. She goes back to the same tattoo parlor two...

A man and his wife are returning from holiday, while on holiday they decided to buy themselves some pets, he bought a snake while the woman got a skun...

George came home one day, very excited. "Do you know what they are saying?" he asked his wife Jean, "they say our janitor has slept wit...

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, ...

Morris came home and found his wife Sadie crying. She said, "I found out from Mrs. Goldberg that you''re having an affair with your secre...

A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested ...