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Matthew goes into a confessional box and says "Bless me father for I have sinned, I have been with a loose woman." The Priest says "is ...

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "W...

In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuc...

There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any pant...

The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish rectory. He had a cock rooster a...

God offered his tablet of commandments to the world. He first approached the Italians. "What commandments do you offer?" they said. He answe...

The Pope arrives at JFK and he's met at a baggage claim by a driver in a bad suit and a clip-on tie, holding a hand-lettered sign that says, "...

A priest, a father, and a rabbi are walking home from their respective services when they pass a bar.The priest says, "I wish we could all go in ...

Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him; the other one the Star of David. Many people go by and look...

God breathes life into Adam and tells him... “You are man, my most favored creation, because of this I am going to give you the penis, and the brain.“...