英语笑话大全

George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a ...

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As ...

A man once spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided that he'd go to church on Sunday and sit at the back. During the service he wou...

A Jewish mother walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. “Behave, my Buibaleh“ she says. “Take good care of yourself a...

A Jewish mother is walking down the street with her two young sons. A passerby asks her how old the boys are. "The doctor is three" the moth...

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone call...

A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing. The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting. The prie...

As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?" One man stepped forward. ...

A man went to see his Rabbi and said, "Rabbi, if I give up drinking, partying all night, chasing the opposite sex and start coming to Synagogue r...

In the convent a young nun went to see the mother superior. "Mother, I want to quit the veil." "But why, my child?" "To becom...