英语笑话大全

The first sergeant was holding a class on combat for his company. He said, "Jose, what would you do if you saw 700 enemy soldiers coming at you?&...

A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop."How can I help you?" asked the stylist."I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained,...

Two Americans were traveling in Spain.One morning they came into a little restaurant for lunch. They did not know Spanish, and their waiter did not kn...

When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.George ...

In a darkest night, a policeman watches a staggering man trying in vain to unlock a door. "Is this your home?" the policeman asks."Sure...

The manager of a shop was yelling at one of his staff."I saw you arguing with a customer," he said crossly. "Will you please remember t...

A fruit vendor in Philippines sold a watermelon to a woman and assured her that it was very sweet because it was red inside.As she rode home on a bicy...

When I started my current job, I was assigned to a cubicle with a five-foot-high partition. Promoted in three monks, I asked for a private office in l...

The doctor looked at his patient's tongue, felt his pulse, knocked on his chest, and began: "Same old story, my friend. Too much confinement....

John is not a "good" student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again."John!" Teacher says angrily."What? What&#...