英语笑话大全

  • Some favorite messages spotted on church signs or billboards, submitted by Beliefnet members: -Fire Insurance Inside -This Church Is Prayer Conditione...

  • A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experie...

  • After many years, a young Jewish Talmud student who had left the old country for America returns to visit the family. “But--where is your beard?“ asks...

  • Polly Want a WHAT?

    2023-12-05

    This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say on...

  • It's in the Bible

    2023-12-05

    During his sermon one Sunday, the local preacher told his congregation that the entire range of human experience could be found in the Bible. He confi...

  • Priest Golfing

    2023-12-05

    A priest and doctor were out golfing. The doctor gets up to take his first shot. He swings and misses the ball completely. "God dammit, I missed,...

  • A Jewish Parrot

    2023-12-05

    Three Jewish sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their...

  • A sampling of the best lightbulb jokes: Q. How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Seven. One to change the lightbulb, one to say the ...

  • Just a Dumb Bird?

    2023-12-05

    A burglar was cruising through a posh suburb looking for an opportunity. At one house he saw a truck unloading a big screen television, stereo, and vi...

  • An engineer died and ended up in Hell. Soon, he became dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell, and began designing and building improvements. ...