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Church Sign Chuckles
2023-12-05Some favorite messages spotted on church signs or billboards, submitted by Beliefnet members: -Fire Insurance Inside -This Church Is Prayer Conditione...
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The Guardian Angel Mistake
2023-12-05A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experie...
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Where is your beard?
2023-12-05After many years, a young Jewish Talmud student who had left the old country for America returns to visit the family. “But--where is your beard?“ asks...
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Polly Want a WHAT?
2023-12-05This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say on...
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It's in the Bible
2023-12-05During his sermon one Sunday, the local preacher told his congregation that the entire range of human experience could be found in the Bible. He confi...
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Priest Golfing
2023-12-05A priest and doctor were out golfing. The doctor gets up to take his first shot. He swings and misses the ball completely. "God dammit, I missed,...
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A Jewish Parrot
2023-12-05Three Jewish sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their...
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How Many Does It Take?
2023-12-05A sampling of the best lightbulb jokes: Q. How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Seven. One to change the lightbulb, one to say the ...
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Just a Dumb Bird?
2023-12-05A burglar was cruising through a posh suburb looking for an opportunity. At one house he saw a truck unloading a big screen television, stereo, and vi...
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Some Improvements in Hell
2023-12-05An engineer died and ended up in Hell. Soon, he became dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell, and began designing and building improvements. ...