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A man finally goes with his wife to church, after promising her for weeks that he'd go. Surprisingly, the man was so impressed with the preacher&#...

One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to wo...

A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt, "I had an affair...almost." The priest says, "What do you mean ’almo...

18 Ways To Confuse Santa 1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. ...

A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband ...

The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven... which part of ...

A very tight man was looking for a gift for a girlfriend. Everything was too expensive, except for a broken glass vase which he could purchase for alm...

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus because of the Christmas season emphas...

Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. M...

Three men, an Italian, a Frenchman, and a Jew, were condemned to be executed. Their captors told them that they had the right to have a final meal bef...