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A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. Thecontractor wrote this down and...

A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde woman walked in and took a seat at the bar.She ordered up a Coors and...

A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. S...

A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over and hears her screaming at the machine..."You're a dumb-looking but...

A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river. The brunette wants to get across.She yells across to the blonde, "Hey, how do I get to ...

One of the guests turned to a man by his side to criticize the singing of the woman who was trying to entertain them."What a terrible voice! Do y...

There were three professors at the railway station. They were deep in conversation. The train had just arrived, but they did not notice it. Then the g...

The cruise ship my friend was working on socked at a Mexican port during a very high tide. Everyone on board was forced to use the ship's narrow g...

A rich Paris banker begged a well-known artist to do a little thing for his album. The artist did the little thing and asked a million francs.Why, it ...

A judge, a bishop, and a conductor were having a discussion. All three were rather vain men, and their talk soon turned to the question of which of th...