英语笑话大全

After a few days on the new Earth, the Lord called to Adam and said, ''It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth...

Two beggars are sitting on a park bench in Mexico City. One is holding a Cross and one a Star of David. Both are holding hats to collect contributions...

Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord... “God, what does a million years mean to yo...

There was a priest who was drowning in the ocean. He called out to God for help. All of a sudden, a canoe came and the guy said “Father, let me help y...

A Chinese man and his Jewish friend were walking along one day when the Jewish man whirled and slugged the Chinese man and knocked him down. "Wha...

A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and ask...

When Nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels. Several nuns a...

A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the mysteries of life and his own personal problems. The man couldn't find the answers, so he soug...

The head of the monastery wanted to check how strong his priests are in resisting temptetion. He called 3 of them to his room, and ordered them to put...

The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if h...