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A young man and his girlfriend were sitting together imagining their happy life in the future.The young man said, "How free and happy it would be...

When life was very hard, a farmer said to a barber: "Now corn's lower in price. I think you should shave for half price.""I can'...

A young writer was hoping that the editor would accept his novel. But the editor said, "You have no reason to ask me to publish your novel. It...

The owner of a grocery was on his deathbed. The entire family had gathered in his bed room weeping and wailing.At last the old man looked at them with...

A news reporter said to a great stateman, "I have come to interview you, sir."The great stateman said, "Well, go back to write your int...

After the couple's quarreling, the husband shouted: "You should remember that no matter what tine it is, what the man is thinking of is right...

Mrs. White asked Mr. White: "Is this suit beautiful?"怀特太太问怀特先生：我这套衣服好看吗？Mr. White answered: "Whatever you wear is beautiful."怀特先生说...

The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me! One of his eyes if not true. Why didn't you tell me this before?""I have t...

A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor."When I was first married, I was very happy, I'd come home from ...

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red lig...