英语笑话大全

  • Heaven Clock

    2023-12-05

    A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says, "I'm not very busy, tod...

  • Dying Preacher

    2023-12-05

    An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his Lawyer (both church members), to come to his home. When they arrived, they were...

  • Vows Of Silence

    2023-12-05

    There was a priest who decided to enter a monastery. This monastery had strict vows of silence. On his first day, the head abbot told him he could onl...

  • The Pope vs. Moishe

    2023-12-05

    About a century or two ago, the Pope challenged the Jewish community of Rome to a debate. The Jews looked around for a champion who could defend their...

  • An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a whi...

  • God was tired and worn out. So he spoke to St. Peter. "You know, I need a vacation. Got any suggestions where I should go?" St. Peter, think...

  • Bholaji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ...

  • Not Tonight

    2023-12-05

    After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth, so I want you to ki...

  • The Carpenter Son

    2023-12-05

    One day Jesus was out for a walk, strolling near the walls surrounding heaven, when he heard an old man's voice call from the other side. "He...

  • It rained for days and days and there was a terrific flood. The water rose so high that one man was forced to climb on top of his roof and sat in the ...