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Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to leave Italy. There was, of course, a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Po...

A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the mysteries of life and his own personal problems. The man couldn't find the answers, so he soug...

One Day the Devil challenged God to a baseball game. Smiling God proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and a...

Noah's Ark... If it happened today And the Lord spoke to Noah and said, "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is...

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself: "I'd give anything to sink...

A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to stumble down into the water and stands next to the ...

A successful female executive stood before the Pearly Gates, facing St. Peter himself. "Strange," mused St. Peter, "we've never had...

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple had a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside Heaven's Gat...

The pope receives a call from Frank Perdue one day. Frank says to the pope,"Holy Father, I have a great proposal I'd like you to consider. I ...

Muldoon, the farmer, lived alone in the countryside with his pet dog of many years. Eventually, his dog died of old age. Muldoon went to the parish pr...