英语笑话大全

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.He watched the game in astonishment for a while."I can hardly ...

There was a little old lady who was nearly blind, and she had three sons who wanted to prove which one was the best to her.Son 1 bought her a 15-room ...

When my brother, a notorious spender, came home for a visit, he told my father he was going to get married and settle down. Dad said, "Why don...

A man accidentally slipped on a banana peel（香蕉皮） and performed a very funny fall. He was not hurt, but had his dignity somewhat ruffled.When he got be...

Woodrow Wilson disapproved very strongly of indiscriminate（无差别的） giving of honorary degrees when he was president of Princeton University.He said, &qu...

A foreigner applied for citizenship paper in New York. The judge asked him, "Do you want to be made a citizen of the United States?" The for...

A housewife didn't know how to estimate the cost of living, so she asked her husband about it。Her husband said, “It's very simple. Take our in...

An old man visited a doctor to consult as to what he should do,. The doctor gave him some instructions.The old man shook his head and started to leave...

A traveler came to a small Middle Western town. He decided to stay for a few days.When he was about to write his name on the hotel register, he saw a ...

A man has a long history of stealing cars. When he did it again, he was caught by the police.The prosecutor asked him, "Now tell the court how yo...