英语笑话大全

A Highway Trooper is surprised to find a nun behind the wheel of the car he has pulled over. "I'm terribly sorry maam but its not safe to do ...

The Pope was having a state visit with the Queen of England, when they decided they should make an appearance together. They came out onto the balcony...

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, t...

One day God was looking down to earth and saw all the evil going on. He decided to send an angel down to earth to check it out. So, he called on a fem...

One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sens...

The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know h...

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of tho...

A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it. Af...

Upon entering the confessional, a young women spilled the beans, admitting: "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me -- seven time...

In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuc...