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Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, "We have special re...

There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, “if I he...

A pastor explained to his congregation that the church was in need of some extra money, so he asked them to consider being more than generous. He offe...

Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit (groan) on a hot day. So about a half hour la...

A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, l have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one t...

A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, “Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost.““What do you mean almost?“ question the pr...

There was this little boy with no arms. He wanted to ring the church bell on Sundays so he went to talk to the preacher. The preacher didn't know ...

A Jewish man lives into a Catholic neighbourhood. Every Friday The Catholics are driven crazy because, while they're morosely eating fish, the Jew...

A man flops down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie is stained, his face is smeared with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gi...

This guy walks into a bar and sees a lady sitting by herself. He goes over and buys her and drink and they chat a while and he leaves with her to go t...