英语笑话大全

A teacher was always so involved in the text being studied that he never looked up .He would call on a student for translation and explanation, and-wi...

An old man went to the doctor and began to pour out his problems. As the doctor asked more about what was the matter with him, the old man said, "...

One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thi...

A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box, the young man said to ...

Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it and a genie（妖怪，鬼） came out an...

A doctor told his patient there was nothing really the matter with him. "All you requir is more outdoor life, walk two or three miles regularly e...

In the Eden, Adam told the God: "I'm lonely, I need a company.""Ok," said the God, "I will give you a perfect woman, beau...

Mrs Williams loved flowers and had a small but beautiful garden.In the summer, her roses were always the best in her street. One summer afternoon her ...

A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle（一群） of cars all traveling at the same speed.However, as they passed a speed trap, he g...

There I was, my first day on the Job as a receptionist, handling one phone call after another like an old pro, when an employee stopped by my desk. &q...