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A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experie...

A boy asks his father to use the car and the father replies "No, not until you cut your hair!".The boy replies "But father...Jesus had ...

During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this...

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm,&qu...

A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest cough to attract his attentio...

A husband and wife attend a small service at the local church one Sunday morning. The man was very moved by the preacher's sermon, so he stopped t...

The head priest at a certain church was out for the day, so he asked the deacon to do confession for him. The deacon agrees, and the first person that...

A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, “No charge. I conside...

God is tired, worn out. So he speaks to St. Peter, "You know, I need a vacation. Got any suggestions where I should go?" St. Peter, thinking...

There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each. So the priest says, "ok, do your sins, come back, and I&...