英语笑话大全

Workman: “Mr. Brown, I should like to ask for a smallrise in my wages. I have just been married.“Employer: “Very sorry, my dear man, but I can't h...

Two tomatoes went shopping. The first tomato walked fast. The second one asked, "Where are we going?" The first tomato has no answer, the se...

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: “God, what is a million dollars to you?“ God says: “A penny“, then the man says: “God, what i...

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on t...

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and the insurance company pa...

A big battle was going on during the First World War. Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere. After an hour of this, on...

A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in ei...

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now,...

A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passerbys pulled him from the wreck and revived hi...

One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau is known for his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rule...