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In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red veget...

A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates."Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks."Well, I can think...

A priest, a Southern Baptist preacher, and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette .They would ge...

The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the ...

There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country."Is there anything breakable in ...

Sunday after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about.The daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get yo...

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated...

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.The little boy asked why he wore his collar ...

There's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight withou...

A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?&...