英语笑话大全

Nearing the end, Stanislaw is surrounded by loved ones. As the final moment approaches, he gathers all his strength and whispers, "I must tell yo...

My cousin always "borrows" money from her older brother's piggy bank, which drives him crazy.One day, she found the piggy in, of all pla...

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.Right in the middle of the cemet...

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation."What's the matter?" he was asked.He said, "I heard ...

Some businessmen were talking about advertising on TV excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, every one had his point of view.At this mome...

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.He watched the game in astonishment for a while."I can hardly ...

This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest to confess."Well, Father," began the old man, "At the beginning of World War II a be...

Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogde...

As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, “Danger! Beware of dog!“ posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harml...

My English professor once launched into a lecture on "motivation". "What pushes you ahead?" he asked. "What is it that makes ...