英语笑话大全

An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman, "How much this stuff?""Seven...

One student to another: “How are your English lessons coming along?““Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it...

Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me wh...

An absent-minded person was standing in the middle of a busy intersection where a policeman was directing traffic, and he kept bugging the policeman b...

Someone asked a woman, "I see that you wear a locket on your neck. It must be a very dear memento from some loved one." The woman said, &quo...

A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to in...

A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we c...

Student A: When do people talk least?Student B: In February.Student A: Why?Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.学生甲：人们什么时候说话最少？...

At the traffic fine office, the police handed a motorist a receipt for his traffic fine. The motorist must have been fined for speeding. He grumbled, ...

A man is walking by an insane asylum and hears all the residents chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen!" Quite curious about all this, he finds a ho...