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Compliments 恭维话
2023-12-05“Larry! Come here!“ said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, “ I've just had a call from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Dori...
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Isn't it wonderful? 这难道不好吗？
2023-12-05“What are you so happy about?“ a woman asked the 98-year-old man.“I broke a mirror,“ he replied.“But that means seven years of bad luck.““I know.“ he ...
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The Ugliest Baby 最丑的小孩
2023-12-05A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."The woman walks to the rear of t...
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Good news or Bad news 好消息还是坏消息
2023-12-05An artist was part of an exhibition, and he asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display.&qu...
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The Meaning of Dreams
2023-12-05One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just d...
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Making Granny Glad 让奶奶开心
2023-12-05A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you eve...
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I don't think I know 我不知道啊
2023-12-05Teacher: “John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?“John: “What do you think it is, sir?“Teacher: “I don't think, I KNOW!“John: “I do...
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The plural Form of "Child" “孩子”的复数形式
2023-12-05Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?Tom: Men.Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?Tom: Twins.老师：汤姆，男人”这个词的复数形式是什么?汤姆：男人们。老师：答得好。那孩子”...
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All Except the Music 除了音乐
2023-12-05A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the o...
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My Sister's Fingers 我妹妹的手指头
2023-12-05Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?Kevin: Please sir, I bruised（擦伤） two fingers knocking in a nail at home.Teacher: I don't see any bandag...