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It seems that God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot. They were an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen. The elephant complained, &qu...

There was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three of their neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get ...

Willie the Whale and his whale girlfriend, Monica, are swimming happily through the ocean when they come upon a boat. On seeing the boat, Willie says,...

One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of a sudden, she heard this soft crying from down below. When she landed, she ...

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call my dog "Sex". Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When...

A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, "Get out of here with that dog!"The guy says, "But this isn't just any...

The man was in a hurry to board the airplane and didn't have time to do the paperwork to get his little doggie on board. So the man stashed the pu...

Three guys sitting in a bar around a log fire with their dogs, and get talkin' about them. First one says "My dog is called woodworker.. go w...

The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best book on elephants.The British submited a dry historical account “The Elephant and ...

A librarian is working away at her desk when she notices that a chicken has come into the library and is patiently waiting in front of the desk. When ...