英语笑话大全

Our university newspaper runs a weekly question feature. Recently, the question was: "Whose autograph would you most want to have, and why?"...

On my first day of classes at my university I took a front-row seat in my literature course. The professor told us we would be responsible for reading...

The phone rang in the obituary（讣告） department of the local newspaper. "How much does it cost to have an obituary printed?" asked the woman. ...

Deep In the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the...

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and...

A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to ...

Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate（生气的） customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest vo...

The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs ...

An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries.A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own m...

Indians ask their new chief whether the winter will be cold or mild. Since the young chief never learned the ways of his ancestors, he tells them to c...