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Penguins Go to the Zoo
2023-12-05A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car. He asks the driver, &...
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Three-Legged Race
2023-12-05One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongs...
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A Book About the Elephant
2023-12-05Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant or: 1000 ways to cook Elephant.The English book - E...
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Elephants
2023-12-05Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts? A: They're all on the same team.Q: How do you k...
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Get Away From My Deer
2023-12-05It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walked down to the kitchen to get a cup of c...
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A Fish Watching a Fly
2023-12-05There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six inches so he could jump and eat it.There was a bear on the ...
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The Captive
2023-12-05DAY 752My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. Th...
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Running Shoes
2023-12-05Two guys in a jungle come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground.One guy ever so carefully reaches into his knapsack and slowly tak...
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Pet Parrot
2023-12-05Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, "What do you want for your birthday?" Smitty says, "I want to get laid."So Harry takes Smitty...
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The Frog and the Psychic Hotline
2023-12-05A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."...